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  • What the Flip was ‘A Minecraft Movie’

    What the Flip was ‘A Minecraft Movie’

    (Teresa Fang/Stentorian)

    By Teresa Fang, Stentorian Editor-in-Chief

    Or should I say, what a flip it was. The Mojang logo flipping into their familiar font literally made me want to do a flip right there and then at my AMC Southpoint 17 seat in theatre 9. This has to be the first film where watching it behind a row of fidgeting eight-year-olds was an enjoyable, if not surreal, experience. 

    Everyone knows what Minecraft is. My first interactions with people who were not my classmates were through Minecraft, and my first memories of Minecraft were made with others teaching me how to build bad roller coasters. I remember that high-contrast old cobblestone texture and the Herobrine totems, and watching, if not DanTDM’s mod showcase videos, Stampylonghead’s Lovely World videos. Minecraft is meant to be learned from someone else. It is a video game, but it has always been a profoundly social experience.

    Seeing Jack Black cosplay as Steve was truly priceless; it got a few haha’s out of me from the first teasers–which I initially thought were completely satirical and AI-generated–but by the time my Instagram reels were full of “Chicken jockey”s and villager “hrrngh”s, I knew it was the official Minecraft movie. There was so much going on, I only remember the names of four characters: Garrett (Jason Momoa), Henry (Sebastian Hansen), Steve (Jack Black), and Jennifer Coolidge. The other two human characters, Natalie (Emma Myers) and Dawn (Danielle Brooks), simply did not appear in half the movie. Calling it “A” Minecraft Movie is already a suspicious act of the producers, like they knew it wouldn’t be accepted as canon by the 16-year-old fandom. 

    So, when I saw “A Minecraft Movie” with a couple of friends last month, if anything, it was weird. As a theatre experience, I give it a 10/10. Being a young person today is truly exhilarating and rewarding (I regard this movie as a fitting reward for my incredibly difficult second semester of senior year), and this movie is proof that social media can be a positive influence, or at least a social phenomenon. We like this movie so much, it scores 86% on the Popcornmeter, but critics hate it at a 47% on the Tomatometer. This movie is so bad that it’s good. I promised not to throw popcorn, but I had a fun time anyway—probably because everybody there subconsciously knew it was so bad, yet couldn’t stop repeating and erupting in joy at particular phrases from the trailers that we hear so much on social media.

    But as a film, I give it a 2/10. The first 20 minutes are basically the whole movie; the protagonists are introduced in a random order, every trope and cheap emotional trick is there, every meme is there, every character is summarized in terms of their favorite things, and Jack Black’s constant narration is pretty much the entire old Minecraft tutorial. The exposition is so long that the protagonists are basically thrown into the Minecraft world from the real world and expected to agree that all the mechanics are dumb and to just roll with it. If that wasn’t the easiest way to introduce a possibly clueless audience to Minecraft, then this was just disrespectful to the game. 

    To address the elephant in the room, the most basic decision to make this movie live-action was a strange one, albeit ambitious and executed rather poorly. The cinematography was poor and predictable with green screen scenes that often broke immersion, styrofoamy or clothy looking textures, villagers from uncanny valley, and more… which reminds me that Jennifer Coolidge’s character was named Vice Principle Marlene, because she had a funny but cleverly-written side plot romance with a villager she hit with her Jeep Grand Cherokee.

    I will also list absurd “creative” additions in “A Minecraft Movie.” Henry’s main weapon is a tater tot gun, and tater tots do not exist in a game built of cubes. Jack Black has only one ender pearl but has two incredibly rare elytra. There is no blue portal, no MCU tesseract-looking thing, and definitely not flying shoes (or flying shoes on an iron golem). Half the mobs of the evil piglin army are from other Minecraft games (which are not the OG sandbox one). The creepers are dysfunctional, and the creeper farm having a minecart running through it is plain nonsensical. 

    The plot—a classic MacGuffin chase for a magical item—was predictable from the start, but would have worked better if the characters had any depth to their personalities and motives. What’s sadder is that Minecraft itself already has an exceptional lore (I read the entire prose after defeating the ender dragon in my personal survival world, and it is so inspiring) built out of the developers’ and audience’s own creative interactions. 

    For a movie about the game that told its players “the universe said I love you,” it severely undershoots the love of its fanbase and the extent of their nostalgia. For that, “A Minecraft Movie” failed to impress.

  • 1-800-FINALGIRL: The Only Hotline For Your Final Needs

    1-800-FINALGIRL: The Only Hotline For Your Final Needs

    (Marcellus Day)

    By Marcellus Day, Stentorian Staff Writer

    Have you or a loved one recently realized that all your friends have been killed by the killer that’s been chasing you? Are you currently discovering this killer’s identity as that loved one is killed off-screen? 

    Then call the Final Girl Hotline, the only hotline for all your final needs! Our group of girls–who aren’t like other girls–wait around the clock to provide top-quality service to you as you mediocrely end this film! 

    We can provide improvised weapons like wire cords with same-day shipping. Feel like you know the killer? We can provide a convenient flashback to explain why, somehow, it is morally complicated that you must defeat them. 

    Our service isn’t just for your current final girl situation but for your final girl life! We can provide a convenient return to your normal life where you are not at all traumatized by seeing all your friends die, followed by a mysterious cliffhanger. 

    Then, if the network allows it, we can provide a sequel where your normal life is interrupted by a guy you’ve definitely killed already. We can even throw in a possessed child for a fraction of the cost! 

    So, if you’re a final girl, call us on your phone–that will definitely die mid-call–at 1-800-FINALGIRL! 

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  • The Hunger Games: Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes – Worth a Watch on Movie Night?

    The Hunger Games: Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes – Worth a Watch on Movie Night?

    By Suchetana Kona / March 21, 2024
    Characters in The Hunger Games: Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes. Main characters (center two) Coriolanus Snow and Lucy Gray Baird are played by actors Tom Blyth and Rachel Zegler, respectively. (IGN Nordic)

    This article contains spoilers for The Hunger Games: Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes.

    The Hunger Games, released in 2012, captivated both book enthusiasts and moviegoers alike with its gripping portrayal of Katniss Everdeen’s (Jennifer Lawrence) struggle against the oppressive Capitol and its ruthless leader, Coriolanus Snow (Donald Sutherland). In 2020, Suzanne Collins released The Hunger Games: Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes. The book shows insights into President Snow’s evolution during the 10th Hunger Games, which occurred 64 years prior to the events of the first book, showing Snow’s transformation and revealing the reasons behind his shift towards tyranny. 

    In 2023, this book was adapted into a film starring Tom Blyth as Snow and Rachel Zegler as Lucy Gray Baird. The movie released on November 17, 2023 captivating audiences worldwide, grossing over $338.1 million.  Directed by Francis Lawrence, the movie was split into three parts; the first part portrays him as a mentor to Lucy Gray Baird, showcasing his development of new ideas to make the games more popular and create incentives to get more people to watch, but ultimately it was for him to win the Plinth Prize for money. Simultaneously, it gradually unfolds the relationship between Lucy Gray and Snow.

    In the second part, during the Hunger Games segment, Snow fights for Lucy Gray’s victory; however, it is unknown whether his motivations are because of love or greed. Despite the ambiguity, he ends up cheating so that Lucy Gray can win. Snow’s actions set the stage for the third part, where Snow becomes a peacekeeper in District 12 so that he could reconcile with Lucy Gray, which leads to the mysterious ending of Lucy Gray, as what happens to her is unknown.

    However, there are many theories that have become popular. For example, junior Claire Van Meter proposes, “Lucy Gray’s ending is unanswered because it fits the plot purposely. The entire story shows Lucy being seen as an object of entertainment of others, yet she fights this vehemently; at the end nobody has the right to know what happened to her, meaning she is completely free.”

    There were mixed views about the movie due to it excluding Coriolanus Snow’s inner thought, viewers were not able to see the full extent of his deranged abilities, “as a complementary material to the book, this movie did a wonderful job of showcasing charismatically manipulative characteristics of Snow. In isolation, the movie did not communicate the extent of the depravity of Snow, limiting the effectiveness of the social commentary Suzanne Collins is renowned for,” as senior Netra Parikh said.

    On the other hand, senior Emma Hunt adds, “I think that the plot is kind of lacking and does not flow well, but Snow is fine enough to make up for that.”

    The music made by James Newton Howard touched the hearts of many. As Hadley Melton stated, “I really liked the music in it because it reminded me of my childhood, growing up on the bluegrass and learning fiddle in the Western North Carolina (WNC) mountains. Also, Tom Blyth. Enough said.”

    Overall, despite receiving mixed reviews, the movie offers an enjoyable and lighthearted experience on a movie night!

  • Review: At The Movies, A Click Away

    Review: At The Movies, A Click Away

    By Horacio Monterrosas / September 11, 2023

    Whether streaming from the comfort of your own home or screening at your local theater, films are a part of most people’s everyday lives. Studios know that audiences want what’s new and rely on you to see their latest productions while supplies last, given the ongoing strikes in Hollywood.

    In August, NCSSM students may have had the chance to see a movie in the ETC lecture hall or courtyard. But given our busy schedules and the cost of catching every new release with friends or family in theaters, a significant share of the student body chooses streaming to stay updated on what’s new. This past month, studios released a wide range of genre films on streaming, from an economical indie thriller, a cheap horror movie, an acclaimed romance, and a fun animated flick.

    Benson, played by actor Kyle Gallner, in “The Passenger” (2023). (Paramount Pictures)

    The Passenger (B+)

    Kyle Gallner will become one of the greats. People just don’t know it yet. You may have noticed him as Bradley Cooper’s comrade in “American Sniper,” the bigot in “Dear White People,” and the detective in last year’s “Smile.” Lately, Gallner has found a niche playing tough characters in independent films (often people with a turbulent nature). In August alone, three of his movies were released back-to-back.

    Among them, “The Passenger” has his most intricate portrayal as a disgruntled fast-food worker who abducts his timorous associate, aiming to “fix” him by driving him to confront his troubled past while going on a violent killing spree. This thriller is a gateway for Gallner, whose character recognizes his control over his passenger, to show off his range, shifting from quietly forbidding to aggressively demanding without missing a beat or sacrificing the story’s tone. With thematic undertones regarding shared trauma, “The Passenger” is a suffocating thriller with brief spurts of realistic violence and an outstanding lead performance.

    Clemens and Anna, played by actors Corey Hawkins and Aisling Franciosi respectively, in the film “The Last Voyage of the Demeter” (2023). (Screen Rant/Universal Pictures)

    The Last Voyage of the Demeter (C–)

    The movie opens in 1897 when the police find a merchant ship, the Demeter, washed ashore with no signs of life on board. After cutting back in time, the story’s reliance on this detail to generate tension (that is, that the passengers are doomed the moment they embark) wears out quickly. The film’s second misstep is its dependence on CGI for any type of spectacle, be it a fire, storm, or demonic beast. In doing so, it traps itself in a corner, as having too much of it correlates with making it low-quality, forcing the visual artists to obscure that CGI with a dark fog that makes it difficult to see any action.

    As a result, this simplistic story becomes a redundant creature feature stretched into two long hours with hammy performances and arbitrary, ineffective jump scares. The story shoots itself in the foot from the start, for the lazy, inert writing will drain your energy more than a vampire ever could and induce an eye-roll when it tries to set up a sequel.

    Hae Sung and Nora, played by actors Teo Yoo and Greta Lee respectively, in the romantic drama “Past Lives” (2023). (Celine Song)

    Past Lives (B)

    “Past Lives” is a heartfelt “what could have been” romance that savors each passing second with a tranquilizing score and a desolate atmosphere, using lengthy takes of silent contemplation to explore the relationship between two childhood friends, one of whom is married, who reunite after decades apart. But the inner distance between the two extends past the scenery’s cold blues and lonely grays to the script itself. We are passive observers, seeing none of the two characters’ lives during their separation and learning little else to expand their personalities beyond the “one who stayed” and the “one who went away.”

    Greta Lee and Teo Yoo are exceptional in their roles, as is John Magaro as the husband whose honesty in feeling uneasy feels like a breath of fresh air in a genre that commonly has that archetype conceal their emotions. The film’s highlight is a scene at a bar illuminated by a warm orange light, where the three individuals, each with their own train of thought, attempt to have a conversation. “Past Lives” is a movie about people with a lot on their minds but not enough time to say it. Lee, Yoo, and Magaro turn the thin script into delicate art full of compassion, even if the story feels incomplete, considering its unhurried pace.

    “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem” (2023). (Paramount Pictures)

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem (A)

    The new “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” movie is the year’s funniest film, merging the energy and scope of “Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse” and “Everything Everywhere All at Once,” character designs reminiscent of films like “Coraline,” an energetic soundtrack full of old-school and contemporary hip-hop, the action from recent blockbusters like “The Batman,” and a top-tier voice cast that injects the story with the goofiness it needs to encapsulate what it means to be a teenager today.

    In this film, the mutant ninja turtles team up with a high school reject and set out to defeat a supervillain to become heroes and be accepted by the human world. Meanwhile, their mutant rat father, Splinter, learns to be less strict. This premise of non-human characters wishing to interact with humans may sound familiar to animation fans. But the story surpasses this trope with its endless humor, which produces the authentic banter of a group of teenage boys while incorporating the slang of Generation Z (everything from “rizz” to “sus”) without being cringe. This film has dozens of quotable lines and memorable bits, from Splinter being voiced by Jackie Chan and watching Jackie Chan movies, a character’s embarrassing reason for being an outcast, the villain’s team introducing themselves, and the ninja turtles constantly distracting themselves from their task to do something silly, such as real-life “Fruit Ninja” or light-hearted impressions.

    Like a snowball hurdling down a snowy mountain, each joke multiplies and is followed by another until you cannot stop laughing. This movie is a delightfully heartfelt romp with stunning action and uproarious wit, destined to become a time capsule for this generation’s style of humor.