Category: Opinion

  • A Tier Ranking of Hall Themes

    A Tier Ranking of Hall Themes

    By Anjali Kshirsagar / March 27, 2024
    The board of the winning hall, 2nd Beall, displaying hall residents and CC in a Studio Ghibli theme. (Emmie Rose/The Stentorian)

    Since the dawn of the ‘23-’24 school year, students have been pondering the age-old question: what is the best hall theme? I hope to settle this argument that has torn so many of us apart. Because your writer is an RLA on First Beall (1BL on top), and in an effort to be as unbiased and objective as possible, it has been removed from the equation altogether. For legal reasons, I must add that this is only my opinion so feel free to disagree in the comments below. 

    In order best to worst: (it can go from worst to best if y’all think that’s better, it doesn’t matter to me)

    1. 2nd Beall

    Studio Ghibli. Not only is this a great idea, but the execution is incredible. The hand-painted theme board is beautiful, you can tell that every stroke is filled with love. There is truly nothing bad I can say about this.

    2. Royall

    Alice in Wonderland. The concept? Eh. The execution? Eh-ncredible. Everything was really clever and it looks really good. Well done. 

    3. 2nd Bryan

    2Bhive Winnie the Pooh. Stepping onto Second Bryan gives me an overwhelming sense of comfort. A little too comfortable… what are you hiding?

    4. 1st Hill

    Dreamhill. This is quality content, but although their theme board is beautiful, it seems like that is the only thing they devoted their time to. According to a First Hill Residential Living Assistant (RLA), they “still have no decorations on [their] walls, it’s really bad.”

    5. 1e2e2d

    Greenhouse. The original idea for this was plants vs. zombies, and now it’s just plants. Still very cute, I’m sure the air in there is crisp.

    6. 2nd Hill

    Spiderverse. From what I understand, this was actually very well done. I saw firsthand the Second Hill RLAs meticulously cutting out pieces from comic books and tirelessly working to provide the best outcome possible. The second-semester theme board, however, is a different story.

    7. 4th Bryan

    Tinkerbell enchanted four-est. I look at Fourth Bryan and then I look away, my life unchanged.

    8. 3rd Beall

    Animal Crossing. As someone who doesn’t play Animal Crossing, I am not knowledgeable enough to make an educated criticism. Middle of the pack.

    9. 3rd Bryan

    Up. As I pass by 3rd Bryan to get to my biology classes, it brings me a little bit of joy seeing the decorations, but not a lot. If they take criticism, the paper balloons on the front of the hall door seem like they need more air.

    10. 1c2c1d

    Monsters Inc/Uni. There was definitely a missed opportunity here to incorporate the use of doors, which are so central to the plot of Monster’s Inc. Besides that, this is solidly middle of the pack. It doesn’t get me up in the morning but it’s not hurting anyone either.

    11. Greynolds

    Care Bears. This could be cute and fun, but the care bears in a basement are a little bit unsettling, similar vibes to Five Nights at Freddy’s. 

    12. 2nd East

    2elympics. Is the real gold medal the friends we made along the way? Also, how does one decide who gets the lame sports, like curling? 

    13. 2nd West

    Star Wars. Why don’t you use the force to come up with a better theme? (Respectfully).

    14. 3rd East

    Outer space. The constellations on the theme board are clever. Apart from that, where is the flavor?

    15. 4th East

    Dystopia. I believe the exact quote from one of the 4th East RLAs during the blackout was, “‘SSM took after 4E’s theme dystopia it was that good.” During a time of panic, confusion, and hopelessness? Read the room. I like the door decorations.

    16. 3rd West

    Cinema. The theme is literally just “movie”. Let’s “move” on.

    17. 1st Hunt

    Fortnite. It would seem that this theme was ahead of its time, which puts it ahead of absolutely no one. 

  • The Hunger Games: Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes – Worth a Watch on Movie Night?

    The Hunger Games: Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes – Worth a Watch on Movie Night?

    By Suchetana Kona / March 21, 2024
    Characters in The Hunger Games: Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes. Main characters (center two) Coriolanus Snow and Lucy Gray Baird are played by actors Tom Blyth and Rachel Zegler, respectively. (IGN Nordic)

    This article contains spoilers for The Hunger Games: Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes.

    The Hunger Games, released in 2012, captivated both book enthusiasts and moviegoers alike with its gripping portrayal of Katniss Everdeen’s (Jennifer Lawrence) struggle against the oppressive Capitol and its ruthless leader, Coriolanus Snow (Donald Sutherland). In 2020, Suzanne Collins released The Hunger Games: Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes. The book shows insights into President Snow’s evolution during the 10th Hunger Games, which occurred 64 years prior to the events of the first book, showing Snow’s transformation and revealing the reasons behind his shift towards tyranny. 

    In 2023, this book was adapted into a film starring Tom Blyth as Snow and Rachel Zegler as Lucy Gray Baird. The movie released on November 17, 2023 captivating audiences worldwide, grossing over $338.1 million.  Directed by Francis Lawrence, the movie was split into three parts; the first part portrays him as a mentor to Lucy Gray Baird, showcasing his development of new ideas to make the games more popular and create incentives to get more people to watch, but ultimately it was for him to win the Plinth Prize for money. Simultaneously, it gradually unfolds the relationship between Lucy Gray and Snow.

    In the second part, during the Hunger Games segment, Snow fights for Lucy Gray’s victory; however, it is unknown whether his motivations are because of love or greed. Despite the ambiguity, he ends up cheating so that Lucy Gray can win. Snow’s actions set the stage for the third part, where Snow becomes a peacekeeper in District 12 so that he could reconcile with Lucy Gray, which leads to the mysterious ending of Lucy Gray, as what happens to her is unknown.

    However, there are many theories that have become popular. For example, junior Claire Van Meter proposes, “Lucy Gray’s ending is unanswered because it fits the plot purposely. The entire story shows Lucy being seen as an object of entertainment of others, yet she fights this vehemently; at the end nobody has the right to know what happened to her, meaning she is completely free.”

    There were mixed views about the movie due to it excluding Coriolanus Snow’s inner thought, viewers were not able to see the full extent of his deranged abilities, “as a complementary material to the book, this movie did a wonderful job of showcasing charismatically manipulative characteristics of Snow. In isolation, the movie did not communicate the extent of the depravity of Snow, limiting the effectiveness of the social commentary Suzanne Collins is renowned for,” as senior Netra Parikh said.

    On the other hand, senior Emma Hunt adds, “I think that the plot is kind of lacking and does not flow well, but Snow is fine enough to make up for that.”

    The music made by James Newton Howard touched the hearts of many. As Hadley Melton stated, “I really liked the music in it because it reminded me of my childhood, growing up on the bluegrass and learning fiddle in the Western North Carolina (WNC) mountains. Also, Tom Blyth. Enough said.”

    Overall, despite receiving mixed reviews, the movie offers an enjoyable and lighthearted experience on a movie night!

  • Sexual Assault on College Campuses

    Sexual Assault on College Campuses

    By Aspen Elliot / March 20, 2024
    According to the National Sexual Violence Resource Center, one in five women and one in 16 men are sexually assaulted while attending college. Additionally, the American Psychological Association states that part of the reason college campuses are such high-profile locations for sexual assault cases to occur is due to something called the “Red Zone.” (The Gender Policy Report)

    Mentions of sexual assault and harassment are common themes throughout the article.

    College campuses are supposed to be where lives truly begin. They are meant to be a place to learn and discover who you are as an individual, a spot to gain an education, and a home away from home for the students attending. But underneath the beautiful fantasies of college campuses, many troubling things are occurring. 

    One of the most prevalent problems that occur far too often on college campuses are sexual assault and sexual harassment incidents. Sexual assault incidents can range drastically from person to person, making it difficult to assign a singular definition to the term “sexual assault” but even though each person’s experience may differ, they are all valid and the topic needs to be addressed more to prevent it from becoming overlooked. When someone has suffered from a sexual assault experience, it immediately creates an environment where that person feels incredibly unsafe. Unfortunately, people often do not come forward about their experiences, whether that be due to their concerns about whether people will believe them, because they blame themselves, or because they are in denial about the situation. 

    While sexual assault occurs everywhere, on college campuses there is an exceptionally large issue. According to the National Sexual Violence Resource Center, one in five women and one in 16 men are sexually assaulted while attending college. Additionally, the American Psychological Association states that part of the reason college campuses are such high-profile locations for sexual assault cases to occur is due to something called the “Red Zone.” This term refers to the first few weeks of each new school year when large amounts of events are being held on campuses, and as a result of this, the number of sexual assault cases rises during that period of time. During the “Red Zone” at the start of each school year, 50% of campus sexual assault cases occur, and students who are new to the campus are shown to be at even more risk. 

    When one thinks of sexual assault cases that they hear about in the news, the first thing coming to mind is probably going to be a rape case, and it’s likely going to be a case involving a man and a woman. However, the Office of Justice Programs states that the most commonly occurring forms of sexual assault on college campuses are unwanted sexual contact and sexual coercion. Coercion is a particularly complicated form of sexual assault. Often the victims feel as though it is partly their fault that this happened or that they’re making too big of a deal out of something because they “gave in.” No one should ever have to feel that kind of emotional turmoil and confusion in the aftermath of being a victim of assault, and it needs to be talked about more 

    Similarly, while there are forms of sexual assault that are overlooked, there are groups of people suffering from sexual assault cases that are also being overlooked. Based on the evidence provided by the American Psychological Association, gay and bisexual men reported similar rates of on-campus sexual assault as heterosexual women, and LGBTQ+ students also reported having a higher risk of sexual assault than heterosexual and cis students. 

    These facts, while extremely uncomfortable and difficult to read about, are important to be aware of, because the reality is anyone could be a victim of sexual assault, and often certain marginalized groups that deal with high rates of sexual assault get overlooked and forgotten. With all of the seniors heading to colleges across the country next year, the topic of sexual assault is so important to keep people safe and allow for the best college experience possible. 

  • What is it like being an NCSSM athlete?

    What is it like being an NCSSM athlete?

    By Harry Wilson / March 20, 2024
    (NCSSM Athletics)

    Athletics is a large part of NCSSM’s culture and an important aspect of life for anyone associated with a sports team. If you actually bothered to read the sports section, you probably either are or know an NCSSM athlete, however, what you may not see when you hear the results of a track meet, see the scores of a tennis match, or sit in the student’s section at a basketball game is just how much goes into NCSSM athletics. Contrary to common perceptions, there’s a lot more to being an athlete than being cool and popular. It’s easy to criticize teams for poor (or sometimes very poor) performances, but behind the scenes there are many factors that make sports at NCSSM especially difficult compared to other schools. So what exactly is it like?

    It goes without saying that NCSSM is a difficult place, and if you get five hours of sleep a night and a meal or two a day, you’re doing pretty well. This type of lifestyle isn’t suitable for teenagers but is even worse when you factor in vigorous exercise and competition daily. Being an athlete also makes it more difficult to spend adequate time studying, going to office/TA hours, and participating in activities. Additionally, competition days require students to miss supper and instead receive turkey and [not] cheese sandwiches. 

    One of the biggest challenges for teams at NCSSM is being a two year school. While other teams have had years to perfect playing with the same teammates and coaches, for our athletes, each year is often the first (and last) time playing together, making it more difficult to develop team culture and chemistry. It also means that the flow of athletes into the school is quite sporadic, leaving teams’ success largely up to the luck of the draw in admissions. 

    With all these challenges, it seems like the question should be, why be an NCSSM athlete at all? But just as they know the challenges, anyone who plays a sport here knows exactly why we do it. NCSSM is a special place, full of extraordinary people, and this remains true on every team. The bond shared by our teams in the face of this schools’ unique challenges is the best part of being an athlete, and in many cases, one of the keys to NCSSM’s success. Unicorns always accept the greater challenge; To those who love their sport and their team, nothing else matters.

    Obviously the school’s focus is in academics, but the support that goes into sports is felt by all who take part. NCSSM’s coaches and trainers are second to none. That’s why regardless of sport, skill, or even wins and losses, being an athlete here is incredible, and an experience cherished by all those who have taken part. And for anyone curious about what it’s like being an NCSSM athlete, with spring sports right around the corner, it’s never too late to find out for yourself.

  • Creating “third spaces” will revolutionize the NCSSM campus

    Creating “third spaces” will revolutionize the NCSSM campus

    By Teresa Fang / February 1, 2024
    The Hill dorms are one of the first buildings set for a complete renovation and move-out of students this summer. (Teresa Fang/Stentorian)

    Undoubtedly, an NCSSM student’s study time is one of the most important times of their day. Whether they study in their dorm room, Bryan lobby, the smelly Hill basement, or the raucous library, they’ll brave whatever conditions to get their work done. 

    The school is trying to accommodate studying spaces, but it is missing a critical perspective: students want comfortable social spaces. Administration has always been, quite rightly, concerned with the efficiency of things and places on campus. It’s why there are so many renovations: Hill residents are moving into modular trailers, a new building is in the works where the current Pit is located, and the new PEC was designed to encourage students to come study and socialize. 

    An institution would normally track its utilization rates, which refers to the amount of campus space that students actively use. NCSSM does not record this number, meaning there could be massive amounts of wasted space and the school is unaware of it. If those spaces can be prioritized for specific purposes and appeal to students, the NCSSM campus itself can be revolutionized.

    Three Dysfunctional Realms

    The goal of targeting net zero carbon proves difficult when an institution needs to create and maintain more space than it theoretically needs operationally. 

    There is a way to dramatically improve utilization rates at NCSSM: the rise of “third places.” First coined by sociologist Ray Oldenburg in 1999, the term refers to places where people spend time between home (“first place”) and work (“second place”). This “third place” refers to places for exchanging ideas, having a good time, and building relationships. Together, these three realms constitute a community’s social vitality.

    For residential students like us, the boundaries between these three realms are often blurred. Our first place (the dorm) is within our second place (the school), and we select our third place (literally anywhere at the moment). Students find both friends and passion within the school walls. But when this balance is tipped, the three realms are practically nonexistent and we potentially miss out on important spaces that could have been better effectively used.

    There is no shortage of places to study, for example, the library is plenty big enough for that. But it is not big enough to fit both the studyers and the talkers inside, creating rifts between students and librarians. This is apparent with former evening librarian Ms. Amme’s resignation on January 30. While she was doing her duty of keeping the library quiet for studying, some students were compelled to use threats for their own beliefs.

    It is a known fact among the students that people go to the library to chat, not to study. This displaces both groups of people: the studyers can’t study well, and the talkers are too busy avoiding the librarian to socialize comfortably. 

    “I think we have adequate space, but we could definitely use a few more options,” said Chris Hopkins, the assistant director of campus safety. “I have noticed during certain periods the studying locations become quite full. I hope that once the construction ends on the athletic fields and the weather warms, that area can be used for socializing, intramural sports, etc.”

    However, this construction is not planned to end until 2027. Coupled with the rise of colder weather, students literally have to brave natural conditions if they want to study outside. 

    Ultimately, there is no functional third or second space at NCSSM.

    Creating Go-to Spaces for Students

    One of the problems with erecting third spaces is that they might not be attached to a clear research or teaching function, therefore hard to justify for financial planning. However, from both educational and social standpoints, it is clear that communal social and learning spaces are incredibly important to integrate into a campus like ours – and to get right.

    In planning third spaces, even small design changes would encourage student interactions. Students need to physically meet each other in comfortable spaces that have good daylight, ventilation, temperature, acoustics, furnishing, and vibe. A variety of spaces, in particular, “living room” -type proportions, would allow for quick and easy interactions as opposed to just a large ground-floor atrium like Bryan lobby.

    By no means is this a call for more heavy construction during the academic year. Some sections of the new PFM are examples of how to go about this: students enjoy the smaller-sized spaces with some amount of privacy but also comfort.

    “I have only been here since last April, but I have noticed that with the opening of the cafeteria, students seem to congregate in the open area with couches and tables,” said Hopkins. “I also noticed students enjoy studying in places where it is quiet enough to study, but not secluded away from other students.”

    By creating more hospitable conditions for third spaces to develop and thrive, unused space in NCSSM can be transformed into regular go-to spaces for NCSSM students, where their priorities can be best taken care of. Instead of avoiding the library because of the din, students can use the space to study. Instead of being afraid of being overheard in the wide-open Bryan lobby, students can chill comfortably in an accessible cafe-like setting. Instead of ordering new buildings with big bucks, we can get more bang for smaller bucks by renovating existing places.

    Recognizing that these third spaces can revolutionize the campus can do much to help students live happier and work harder at NCSSM.

  • Perspective: NCSSM Apocalypse: Scenes from Around Campus in the Wake of a Storm

    Perspective: NCSSM Apocalypse: Scenes from Around Campus in the Wake of a Storm

    By Avery Prince / September 1, 2023
    A fallen tree lies uprooted at the entrance to Watts Circle on August 15. (Avery Prince/Stentorian)

    Intense storms and winds surrounded the Triangle on August 15th, leaving fallen trees, broken power lines, and power outages across the area. Duke Energy reported over 56,000 power outages, most of which occurred in Durham County. Winds were up to 70 miles per hour, causing trees to fall and creating dangerous driving conditions that lead to multiple crashes and roadway incidents.Across NCSSM’s Durham campus there were several signs of the damage from the storm, fallen trees and broken power lines were amongst the various damage left in the wake of such an intense storm. 

    Before the chaos of this storm, students and faculty gathered in the PEC for NCSSM’s 44th convocation. For the first time in NCSSM history, convocation was centered on NCSSM’s second campus in Morganton, being broadcast over Zoom and projected in Durham. Just as the keynote speaker was about to speak, the power went out and the lights in the PEC shut. A wave of panic ran through the PEC, and faculty calmed students down, encouraging them to remain quiet and stay seated. To pass time, students shined their phone flashlights and sang together, making the most of a difficult situation. Eventually faculty helped students exit the PEC and return to their dorms, where the backup power lit the halls and the heat was intense.

    The storm on August 15 left power lines and trees nearly on top of nearby houses on Broad Street. (Avery Prince/Stentorian)

    NCSSM was faced with over 25 hours with no power. Emergency generators fired up and certain parts of campus had emergency power, covering only necessities.

    Classes were canceled, and students found ways to pass the time and cool off across campus. Bryan Lobby was popular with many students, as it allowed students to charge their various devices and cool off with fans. Many students appreciated this time as an opportunity to bond, and distracted themselves from the unpleasant conditions by spending time bonding with friends by playing card games, socializing, and cooling off together. Late in the afternoon, power returned and the usual rhythm of NCSSM resumed, but the storm had left its mark. 

    While it was not an ideal start to the year for many students, NCSSM students were able to accept this great challenge and make the most of the storm and power outage. 

  • Perspective: Convocation with Two Campuses and One School

    Perspective: Convocation with Two Campuses and One School

    By Sofía Alfaro / September 15, 2023
    Students lit up the out-of-power gym with their phone flashlights during convocation on August 15, 2023. (Teresa Fang/Stentorian)

    The students of NCSSM were crowded into the gym bleachers on August 15, 2023, for convocation. As it came closer to 4:00 p.m., the instructors began to sit down on the floor of the gym. Many students thought it was meaningless for them to be in the gym since they couldn’t see the speakers, and it would have been the same experience if the convocation had been over Zoom like last year since the speaker wasn’t even in-person. 

    At 4:20 p.m., the lights began to flicker and soon after, the power went out. The students cheered as they would no longer be forced to listen to a speaker whom some of them couldn’t even see. As the students realized they were stuck in the darkness, they began singing songs while waving their flashlights – as many people do during concerts. As time went on students began to get more restless as they were stuck in a hot gym with more than 600 other people. 

    After the storm passed, the students were released by bleacher sections into the residential buildings. Most students came back to the PEC to get dinner. But by the time students were getting back to their regular routines, the day had gotten darker. Since only Bryan Lobby had working lights and outlets due to the backup generators, the lobby was filled with at least a hundred students. As it got closer to check, students who had friends who lived nearby went to their houses. 

    Everyone did what they could to cool themselves off. At one point in the night, frozen cheesecake bites were put out for students to grab them. In addition to it being free food, it was also a nice cold snack. Though the power outage was inevitable, it would have been nice for Durham’s convocation to have been postponed due to the weather. 

    The thunderstorm outside the Bryan lobby main entrance on August 15, 2023. (Sofía Alfaro/Stentorian)

    August 15 and 16 were very chaotic days, but in those moments we were able to reflect. The PEC is a semi-permanent solution since the complete renovation of the auditorium will span over a few years. A solution that I would like to propose is two different convocations. Having two convocations would have made it easier to postpone it.

    The convocation experience should be completely in-person for both campuses as is graduation.  When I attended the convocation, I was sad to see that I couldn’t see the speaker and I wished that I could have. Neither Durham’s nor Morganton’s Fine Arts program was able to perform which I believe would have made the experience much better. Each campus’ orchestra and band are extremely talented and I would have loved to see them perform.

    Junior Valentina Kimes talked about her experience of the power outage. Though she was very excited for her first day of school she was still stressed and the power outage added to the stress. Even though the power outage created a very hot environment, Kimes was still able to have fun and believed that it was a good way to connect with her classmates. Most of this bonding happened in Bryan Lobby. Due to classes being canceled, many students were in Bryan Lobby so they could charge their devices. Not only were they able to charge their devices but they were also able to spend time with their peers and take a break from the intense NCSSM school day. 

    The power outage was a bonding experience but many juniors and seniors alike were not able to experience it to its full extent. Convocation is the day when all the students and faculty come together to appreciate NCSSM; Durham and Morganton are completely separate campuses that have their own cultures. To appreciate NCSSM for what it is would be to have a convocation where the speaker and students can come together and appreciate the uniqueness of each campus.

  • Review: At The Movies, A Click Away

    Review: At The Movies, A Click Away

    By Horacio Monterrosas / September 11, 2023

    Whether streaming from the comfort of your own home or screening at your local theater, films are a part of most people’s everyday lives. Studios know that audiences want what’s new and rely on you to see their latest productions while supplies last, given the ongoing strikes in Hollywood.

    In August, NCSSM students may have had the chance to see a movie in the ETC lecture hall or courtyard. But given our busy schedules and the cost of catching every new release with friends or family in theaters, a significant share of the student body chooses streaming to stay updated on what’s new. This past month, studios released a wide range of genre films on streaming, from an economical indie thriller, a cheap horror movie, an acclaimed romance, and a fun animated flick.

    Benson, played by actor Kyle Gallner, in “The Passenger” (2023). (Paramount Pictures)

    The Passenger (B+)

    Kyle Gallner will become one of the greats. People just don’t know it yet. You may have noticed him as Bradley Cooper’s comrade in “American Sniper,” the bigot in “Dear White People,” and the detective in last year’s “Smile.” Lately, Gallner has found a niche playing tough characters in independent films (often people with a turbulent nature). In August alone, three of his movies were released back-to-back.

    Among them, “The Passenger” has his most intricate portrayal as a disgruntled fast-food worker who abducts his timorous associate, aiming to “fix” him by driving him to confront his troubled past while going on a violent killing spree. This thriller is a gateway for Gallner, whose character recognizes his control over his passenger, to show off his range, shifting from quietly forbidding to aggressively demanding without missing a beat or sacrificing the story’s tone. With thematic undertones regarding shared trauma, “The Passenger” is a suffocating thriller with brief spurts of realistic violence and an outstanding lead performance.

    Clemens and Anna, played by actors Corey Hawkins and Aisling Franciosi respectively, in the film “The Last Voyage of the Demeter” (2023). (Screen Rant/Universal Pictures)

    The Last Voyage of the Demeter (C–)

    The movie opens in 1897 when the police find a merchant ship, the Demeter, washed ashore with no signs of life on board. After cutting back in time, the story’s reliance on this detail to generate tension (that is, that the passengers are doomed the moment they embark) wears out quickly. The film’s second misstep is its dependence on CGI for any type of spectacle, be it a fire, storm, or demonic beast. In doing so, it traps itself in a corner, as having too much of it correlates with making it low-quality, forcing the visual artists to obscure that CGI with a dark fog that makes it difficult to see any action.

    As a result, this simplistic story becomes a redundant creature feature stretched into two long hours with hammy performances and arbitrary, ineffective jump scares. The story shoots itself in the foot from the start, for the lazy, inert writing will drain your energy more than a vampire ever could and induce an eye-roll when it tries to set up a sequel.

    Hae Sung and Nora, played by actors Teo Yoo and Greta Lee respectively, in the romantic drama “Past Lives” (2023). (Celine Song)

    Past Lives (B)

    “Past Lives” is a heartfelt “what could have been” romance that savors each passing second with a tranquilizing score and a desolate atmosphere, using lengthy takes of silent contemplation to explore the relationship between two childhood friends, one of whom is married, who reunite after decades apart. But the inner distance between the two extends past the scenery’s cold blues and lonely grays to the script itself. We are passive observers, seeing none of the two characters’ lives during their separation and learning little else to expand their personalities beyond the “one who stayed” and the “one who went away.”

    Greta Lee and Teo Yoo are exceptional in their roles, as is John Magaro as the husband whose honesty in feeling uneasy feels like a breath of fresh air in a genre that commonly has that archetype conceal their emotions. The film’s highlight is a scene at a bar illuminated by a warm orange light, where the three individuals, each with their own train of thought, attempt to have a conversation. “Past Lives” is a movie about people with a lot on their minds but not enough time to say it. Lee, Yoo, and Magaro turn the thin script into delicate art full of compassion, even if the story feels incomplete, considering its unhurried pace.

    “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem” (2023). (Paramount Pictures)

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem (A)

    The new “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” movie is the year’s funniest film, merging the energy and scope of “Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse” and “Everything Everywhere All at Once,” character designs reminiscent of films like “Coraline,” an energetic soundtrack full of old-school and contemporary hip-hop, the action from recent blockbusters like “The Batman,” and a top-tier voice cast that injects the story with the goofiness it needs to encapsulate what it means to be a teenager today.

    In this film, the mutant ninja turtles team up with a high school reject and set out to defeat a supervillain to become heroes and be accepted by the human world. Meanwhile, their mutant rat father, Splinter, learns to be less strict. This premise of non-human characters wishing to interact with humans may sound familiar to animation fans. But the story surpasses this trope with its endless humor, which produces the authentic banter of a group of teenage boys while incorporating the slang of Generation Z (everything from “rizz” to “sus”) without being cringe. This film has dozens of quotable lines and memorable bits, from Splinter being voiced by Jackie Chan and watching Jackie Chan movies, a character’s embarrassing reason for being an outcast, the villain’s team introducing themselves, and the ninja turtles constantly distracting themselves from their task to do something silly, such as real-life “Fruit Ninja” or light-hearted impressions.

    Like a snowball hurdling down a snowy mountain, each joke multiplies and is followed by another until you cannot stop laughing. This movie is a delightfully heartfelt romp with stunning action and uproarious wit, destined to become a time capsule for this generation’s style of humor.